fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on you again for continuing to exploit my sense of trust. trust is not a weakness and should be respected, not taken advantage of.
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.
I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of whose opinion i like
if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini